lanamusic:

Preview of Jessica Lange (Elsa) singing Gods and Monsters by Lana for Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story: Freakshow.

this is like the 20th time I’ve watched this today and each time I start smiling because oh my fucking god I can’t wait for this

When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt

problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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anusking:

when will my reflection show who I am inside 

anusking:

when will my reflection show who I am inside 

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

drdanielfaraday:

LOST? love that show. the way they just [clenches fist] get so frickin lost

lanamusic:

Preview of Jessica Lange (Elsa) singing Gods and Monsters by Lana for Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story: Freakshow.

eeveez:

Steal her look: Jenny from American Dad

Guess Red Hot Top ($79.50)

Saint Laurent Signature Mid-Rise Skinny Trouser ($890.00)

Louis Vuitton Monogram Handbag ($3,500.00)

Normal sized butt (priceless)

Jenny brand attitude (priceless)

amoyed:

j6:

gape me wide before you go… summertime prolapse

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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